That's an X word!

The xanthippe had had it. It had been days since she had seen them. Looking daily for a xebec or something larger. Would they ever come and take her from the xenocratic hell that she suffered through? Her daily ascension of the xanthocaprous limbs in search of the weekly xenium had made her xenophobic at best. The others embraced them, fast engulfing her in their xenophilia. She was chosen because of her xenagogueery. She had pleased them in the beginning with her xenial nature.

Now, her only solace was her xylography and speaking with Chalo a xeme that accompanied her while she worked. Chalo was a rich gray, but her xanthopsia told another story. If only there were a xylotherapy she could try to bring some relief. Her xenopmenia always grew worse in times like these. But that was not her primary concern now.

She would stand daily looking, dodging xiphosurans hoping to see her saviors, hoping at the very least to meet a xiphias to end it all.

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I'm just going to say one thing: You asked for it.

On another note, check out the new poll! There will not be any more word options for the foreseeable future. Thanks for the increased turnout for the last one, it shows you that every vote counts. Rock it Baby!

Also, please leave your comments. I want to know what you are thinking. I will answer any questions in an upcoming post. Just think of me as your source for detailed analysis and expert commentary.

Also, check back later for upcoming posts on some topics you've requested. If you think of a suitable topic, suggest it. There's no bad ideas when your brainstormin'-that's from my favorite show on the Disney Channel.


Finally, the Definitions:

xanthippe--ill-tempered woman
xanthocarpous--having yellow fruit
xebec--small three-masted pirate ship
xeme--fork-tailed gull
xenium--gift made to a guest or ambassador; any compulsory gift
xenocracy--government by a body of foreigners
xenophilia--love of foreigners
xenophobia--fear of foreigners
xylography--art of engraving on wood
xenagogue--guide; someone who conducts strangers
xenial--of or concerning hospitality towards guests
xanthopsia--a visual condition where things appear yellow
xylotherapy--use of certain sorts of wood in treating disease
xenomenia--menstruation from abnormal orifices
xiphosuran--horseshoe crab
xiphias--swordfish

Don't we all feel smarter?

Carnies on 'Shrooms

So thanks to a tie in the poll voting this week, we have today's topic.

While both Acrobatic Gymnastics and Hallucinogens are deserving of their own treatment, because of the tie, I have chosen to select a derivative topic incorporating elements of both.

Life as a circus worker during the depression and prohibition was bad. Apparently, the workers and performers during that time would take, drink and do just about anything for a high. But as long as they worked, they performed their gay antics for thousands of roaring spectators. But, were they all just a little off?


Take these clowns for instance:

They don't look particularly cheery do they? The guy on the top left is really putting his all into it though.

One of these acrobats is not like the others!

Who could blame them? Living in stock cars on meager wages, working long hours, placating the hoards? I'm not sure what hallucinogens might have been most popular. Unfortunately, my research team came up short on that one. But out of my own conjecture, I propose Peyote as popular among those from the southwest. LSD was discovered in the late 1930's but not popular among the masses until the 1960s so that's probably out.

Apparently, based on my research for this post, hallucinogens play a larger part in the viewing of circus events than they did in the past. What better way to enjoy high flying acts, but while flying high!

Does that guy in the middle look a little off?

P.S. Just as an aside for some of you out there: I probably know more about Ninjas than I can and still be safe in society. Look for an upcoming post on this. Don't worry, you'll still be safe after reading it. But, not that safe.

P.P.S. I have put a new poll up so again if you could please... ROCK THE VOTE!

P.P.S.S. I put a followers gadget up so you can see your very own picture on my blog and know when you need to rush over and see my new posts.

P.P.P.S.S Don't forget to scroll to the bottom to check out the Bunny Rabbit Picture of the Day! So Cute!

P.P.P.S.S.S I'm not a particularly huge fan of bunny rabbits, but they're just so squooshy.

P.P.P.P.S.S.S. Don't you have anything better to do than to keep reading?

P.P.P.P.S.S.S.S. Do I?

ULINE Day!

Were you looking for some bubble wrap? Some packaging labels? Shrink film bags? Inventory labels? Steel Strapping Tools? Drainage Mats? Marble Mats? Dust Mops? Sweeping Compounds? Tilt Trucks? How about Basket Trucks? A Scooter Cart? Lockers? An Oil Waste Can? Biodegradable Packaging Peanuts? Cool Shield Bubble? Cable Ties? Twist Ties? Chinese Takeout Boxes? Shopping Baskets?

Now, don't get too excited... But, I am going to tell you about a place where you can get all of these items and thousands more!

It's the ULINE Catalog!

A few years ago, we got our first ULINE Catalog and it was a great day. It holds the keys to successful enterprises everywhere. It's chock full of items that are designed to improve lives. That's right. Improve OUR lives.

Now... If you're like me and can't wait to one day open your own warehouse where you can fully utilize the ULINE Catalog, then ULINE Day, as we call the day at our house when the Catalog arrives, rates up there with Columbus Day, Washington's Birthday and Christmas as "mark you calendar days".

But until that day when my ULINE dreams come true, I look at the Catalog...

As a matter of fact, oftentimes, in my dreams I am coasting along through MY Warehouse on my very own Scooter Cart!

Wishing you and yours a very Happy ULINE Day!

P.S. Don't forget to vote for other great Post Topics!

Chicken or Fried Chicken?

I have written quite a few songs about chicken and fried chicken. Here's the lyrics to one (I don't know how to link audio file)--sorry:

I've got that fried chicken comin' down.

Fried chicken and it's comin' down on me.

It's comin down on me,

comin down around.

Comin'all over,

comin' up around the town, oh...

I've got it, comin' out my ears,

I've got it, cryin' a make me tears, oh..

I've got fried chicken comin' down on me.

Oh, I've got fried chicken comin' down on me

Fried chicken comin' down on me.

-Fin-

I am sure that translates well. If you want to hear it, tell me how to host or link an .mp3 on the computer. Okay?!

Finally, heres a little known way to fry chicken that I saw last night. Oven fried. I don't mean baked, I mean putting a pan of canola oil in an oven and adding the chicken. I am not sure what benefit that adds, but a lady in Tulsa says her momma taught her to do it that way.

If my momma told me to do it that way, I'm sure I would cook it that way too.

P.S. I will be having another poll to vote on topics for an up-coming post. Rock the Vote Baby!

Recomended Reading

Okay. So Amber and I have been trying to get our kids to be better about keeping their rooms clean. I just came across a Blog by Deloris a room inspector that comes and inspects your kids rooms and sends email reports for the kids.

Check it out at http://inspectordeloris.blogspot.com